titles are not my thing.

Beyoncé performs onstage during the 2014 MTV Video Music Awards at The Forum on August 24, 2014 in Inglewood, California.

chilloutmotherfuckr:

booty made out of straws so you can SUCK MY ASS

luxnplush:

bolinsbiceps:

waiting for the “steal her look” trend to die down

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jamesdiamandis:

Steal his look: vintage Ezra Koenig

Ralph Lauren casual men’s green t shirt: $370.76

Gucci white bread: $93.27

Prada extra large 100% beef hot dogs: $153.45

soloontherocks:

chowchowmotherfucker:

every medicine on the market is like

pros: you’ll stop coughing

cons: you might die

my favorite side effect warning is for antidepressants

pros: you won’t want to kill yourself

cons: you might want to kill yourself

MEME OR DIE DUDE

pokemonmasterkimba:

gaining new followers

bellecosby:

sectum-and-sempra:

bellecosby:

White men can take nations but they can’t take a joke

This is a generalization.

case in point 

planyt:

I need other people to validate that I am important because I can’t do it for myself.

Anna Ladd, 2013, from the series “Things I Told The Internet, But Didn’t Tell My Mom”, an exploration of our backwards modern concept of privacy.